The Fish

This month's top boozer is Alun "fish" Evans from Welshpool.

Alun will drink anything as long as it's alcoholic - from out of date lager to polishing off the odd bottle of banana liqueur.

His drunken sleepwalking is the stuff of legend. One night he got into bed with a coup le in college and on another he was found urinating in his neighbours sink.

A more disturbing episode ocurred on a drunken evening in Newport: After falling asleep on a park bench, Alun was invited home by an old man. What happened next is anyone's guess - but he was walking a bit strangely for the next fortnight!

Drunkometer 9/10