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 Despite
having to close the roof
of the millennium Stadium
amid fears of Zeppelin
attacks if Germany were
losing, Wales gave the
Bolsch a taste of their
own medicine. Victory
was achieved thanks to
a goal by debut-boy Robert
Earnshaw. He wriggled
clear of the German defence
like a Colditz escapee
to slot home the winner.
General 'Sparky' Hughes can be proud of his lads for giving the Hun's ears a good boxing. There have already been unconfirmed reports of suicides among the German hierarchy after the defeat. Lengthy affairs It wasn't all exciting stuff in Wales though, partcularly not for Chronic Fatigue (or ME) sufferers. They're having to travel to Durham for treatment as Welsh waiting lists are so long. No wonder they're so knackered . Whilst on the subject of crossing the border, some 90% of clients at Bristol's Penis Enlargement clinic are Welsh. The English, of-course, have no need to bother. They've got enough Big Knobs already. Talking of Big Knobs, Rhodri Morgan and Welsh Comedian Owen Money have joined the few Welsh people who'll be supporting England in the World Cup. We expect such things from a comedian, but don't politicians seek re-election? Jessica sings Capital's praises
If Jessica fails, all's not lost for Wales. The Welsh Tourist Board have other cards up their sleeve. This week they broadcast our first ever overseas television commercial. It was screened in Holland and Belgium of all places. Apparently, they love visiting Wales - they must be drunks too. Oh, and you'll never guess who's doing the voice over? Zeta Jones, Anthony Hopkins or Ioan Gruffudd? No, it's none other than Phillip Madoc. He was said to be happy with a weekend caravanning in Porthcawl as payment. Have the Welsh Police gone potty? Finally,
this week saw the launch
of NorthWalesPolice.com.
Okay, the title is a bit
off putting, but this
site has more to it than
meets the eye. We knew
the North Wales Police
were liberal minded, but
plans for the opening
of a cannabis café in
Rhyl - radical or what?
Is this a joint operation
or merely a pipe dream?
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Someone
we'll all be supporting
is Wales' Eurovision hopeful,
Jessica Garlick. She'll
be representing Wales
(Oh, and the UK, apparently)
in the Eurovision song
Contest on 25th May. If
she wins, she'll call
for next year's show to
be staged in Cardiff instead
of London. Her sentiments
are echoed by other fervent
Welsh patriots, including
Tory Assembly Leader Nick
Bourne. Anyway, we all
know Eurovision is tackiness
personified, but anything
that can boost Wales'
international profile
has to be good.