What did the paperboy deliver on Saturday morning - a 29-page England victory souvenir or the Welsh Mirror?
As Wales wasn't even mentioned until page 15, it doesn't take a brainbox to work out the answer.

With such propaganda rammed down our throats, the Welsh contingent supporting England will soon become as sparse as our own accents in Cardiff.

Welsh Springbok to life

Anyway, what about Saturday's fine performance against the Springboks. Everyone who predicted a thrashing, including yours truly, was made to eat their words.

Ok, Wales looked a bit jaded towards the end, but remember, we were playing at altitude. Experts recommend at least a few weeks to acclimatize, not the one day that our boys were given!
So expect an even better performance in the more favourable conditions of Cape Town.

One-two for Wales.

Talking of performances, few can be better than Colin Jackson's over the weekend. Jackson destroyed solo opponent Paul 'who' Gray to win his 13th Welsh title.
What a spectacle it must have been for the crowd!

Commenting on proceedings, Berwyn Davies from Cwmbran (aged 45 and slightly overweight) said he would have helped make the numbers up himself if he'd known. He claims he was quite nifty over the jumps in junior school and a bronze medal would have been handy for his CV.

Head teacher deserves good canning

From the absurd to the downright nasty, we turn to a certain Cwmcam Head - Bill Beales. This week he's criticised single parents, divorcees, and homosexuals at a school assembly. This narrow-minded, so-called Christian, should be taught a lesson and face instant expulsion. There's no room for such bigots in our education system.

Porthmadog road takes its toll

Finally, we want to know if the authorities in Porthmadog are having a laugh at the motorists expense. A small stretch of the highway is toll-operated and cars have to stop at a table to pay some bloke a piddling 5p. The whole façade causes a needless traffic jam. And for what? To raise enough money to build a proper toll booth, no doubt.