Travelling Welsh fans, drowning their sorrows in Richmond, found themselves crying into their pints as well. Local pub, the Orange Tree, put up their prices to £4 - just for the day. Thanks for the hospitality; we won't be coming back - unless topless barmaids are introduced, of course.

Continuing the booze theme, Brains are introducing an Easter Ale, called Chocoblock. Sickly as hell, no doubt, but a bargain at £1.85 a pint. Let's hope the Easter Bunny's not too drunk to deliver the eggs.

On the subject of self-indulgence, we turn to the Oscars. The Welsh carpenter employed by
Catherine Zeta Jones was disappointed he didn't get an invite to the prestigious awards ceremony. Apparantly, Michael Douglas put his foot down after being offered a specially made walking stick for the evening.

Taking a detour down the celebrity list,
Helen Adams has moved in with ex-housemate
Paul Clark. The pair complain of media intrusion.
And how exactly did they get famous?
Short memory some people.

Closing on a happy note, Wales has the longest waiting lists in the UK. Doctors recommend a stiff drink and a few fags to pass the time.

P.S. Have a Happy Easter.